Jordyn

i work hard so my future dog can have a good life. also i like to sing and make stuff.

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

@harryrose670 Liquor boxes. They’re small enough that they’re not too heavy to carry and you can get them for free if you ask liquor stores and/or bars.

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Well @AmericanAir NINETY MINUTES after touching down we finally have a gate. This could all have been avoided if ground staff in DFW actually cleaned the plane. Do better. This is an embarrassment.

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

The staff all on this plane have all been amazing (currently seated next to a pilot who’s been helpful as I figure out how to get home instead of waiting another 24 hours for the next flight to regional airport.) @AmericanAir do better. (3/3)

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

@AmericanAir needs to have their ground employees actually do their job. Delayed out of @DFWAirport because the first flight of the day had a dirty plane. Currently sitting at @fly2ohare waiting for a gate an hour after touching down. 1/2

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

Getting into @fly2ohare was late due to thunderstorms (and obviously no human can control the weather) but if the @AmericanAir ground employee did their job we would have gotten in before the storms. Disgraceful. 2/3

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

@CallMeAmiedoll You are important and kind and wonderful.

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@TweetingYarnie @StefManack @ProjectLincoln Wow, the one chance to use something with gold on it and he didn’t jump for it.

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

@ZacharyArneson Though I do have to say, it is nice to wake up and not have to worry about what got tweeted at 3 am.

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@HeidiJoosten No kidding. My grandma denied that she was in a cult and kept saying that “clearly you’re not getting all the information.”

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@Utah_17 @realDonaldTrump Wow, Romney is a class act!

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@Roaddance81 @WSJ Um. China’s cases have gone down dramatically since January/February. They’re doing much better than the US.

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

@ChuckGrassley Then perhaps you and your colleagues could do your jobs. If senate had passed covid relief months ago like the house did and didn’t wait until the last minute to sort out the budget, then you wouldn’t need to convene on a Sunday.

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@KariKristiansn @jkqueller @amyklobuchar Where’s a source for that? You can’t just tweet a meme and expect to be taken seriously.

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

@tonia_scalise @amyklobuchar @RichAzzopardi GMA article was posted Nov 23. https://t.co/MxhXfdeBVJ

[Adam Kinzinger @RepKinzinger]

The @FBI did not rig the election. If you find yourself believing they did, please stop, and say it out loud, and you will realize how silly it sounds. @realDonaldTrump simply flooding the zone with baseless conspiracies again.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[Jordyn @maskedsoprano]

@TheTattooedProf It’s the worst.

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@jeans585 It’s awful.

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@CrankGameplays @markiplier watching with the boyfriend and have never heard of this before about an hour ago. @markiplier you should read audiobooks. #UnusAnnus #UnusAnnusisoverparty