@domm Let me fix this for you:
I’m an idiot. What I should have said was working out has made me feel better about my work. And because of that, starting today all @fast employees will get:
-free healthcare
-free gym membership
-a peloton
-30% salary increase to pay for organic food
@domm What will you and @PeterGrassi1 be doing at @fast to eliminate bias in hiring? Independent research on your hiring practices to date should be conducted immediately.