When @atowry123 calls you and you’re trying not to laugh at everything he says bc you’re sick and you’ll start coughing for ten minutes so you sit there like this
BARTENDER I REALLY DID IT THIS TIME BROKE MY PAROLE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WHEN I GOT HOME IT WAS 6 AM THE DOOR WAS LOCKED SO I KICKED IT IN https://t.co/qBag6dsIic