Mason

Churro Chef & Pant Artisan -
I take myself very seriously

[Mason @masonaise48]

@fukoffjanet @AnnieEAB

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

[Mason @masonaise48]

An all-female rap collective called Lil' Women

[Mason @masonaise48]

@camgilreath23 Bruh you didn't have to flex on us with the Twist Up like that

[out of context arrested development @casualarrested]

no HE NEVER understood the assignment

[Mason @masonaise48]

@ProbablyMaddyDo A half-double is a single

[Mason @masonaise48]

@ProbablyMaddyDo Maddy's here @_kass6 @Roadkill_B

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

There's no place like Taco Bell.

[Rico  @Lana_del_rico]

Can y'all stop? Please shut the fuck up for once and listen. This shit is so annoying

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I hope I continue to be a bear, perpetually speaking. I am a bear (for now?).

[Joey Ricks @JRicks7]

I see all these people posting pictures and videos of them with their friends out at a bar and I’m here like we are still in a pandemic wtf you doing?

[Mason @masonaise48]

@NoahWallack *puts on Karen hair*

[Mason @masonaise48]

So they say yesterday NASA found evidence of a parallel universe where time flows backwards or whatever and then today Nolan drops this bad boy reminding us that he is about to release his new movie where characters can invert time. Mmmmmmmmmhmm
https://t.co/sIZluCcFpo

[Mason @masonaise48]

Kevin: I cant get the Coronavirus, I'm under 21

[Mason @masonaise48]

"I'm not the standard for good"
- @AnnieEAB

[Mason @masonaise48]

*one minute into kneading bread*
Sam: Now I understand why Peeta was so buff!

[Mason @masonaise48]

Well its 2019 and I'm drinking egg nog from an old yogurt container so ya know