Mason Reeves

Loooooove net neutrality baby

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

no fucking way

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another movie theatre showing Disclosure Day (2026).

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

They want to take your childhood away from you. They ruined the original intention of the game's art style. Woke Remake.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[Dirk Hayhurst @TheGarfoose]

New 9-10 year-old-little league coach here, and, woof, I have to tell ya, the hardest part about baseball at this level is getting the kids to stop crying about the steroid injections.

[jake @wormpuller]

Larry did not have ties to Moe, per Curly

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Snow Whiteman @WhitemanSnow]

@GreenTextRepost > becomes most influential group in every country
> own every bank, own the media, buy up land an housing
> use influence to fill country with ape like savages that destroy everything
> country is dead with no future, what now?

evil just exists op, it just wants to destroy

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

claude take my online dui course . make no mistakes

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Not the first time a Roman ended Jesus' day, folks.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

When I poison the milk to catch Santa and find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Ben Roethlisberger is an expert on the human body and how it reacts when it's forced to do something it doesn't want to do.

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

Three day work week

[doomer @uncledoomer]

WTF is this pop up message that just showed up in my new @Dodge RAM 2500?

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

@Polymarket which nation