The Mass Ave Mule

Banned from Planet Fitness | Father, Husband, Ocassional Adulterer | Miller Lite + Cornhole

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

Friends whose car brakes I fixed as a favor drove off the side of a highway

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

@danabeers Anything more American than LeBron points + Trout bases getting you to 69k? Cmon King👑

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

Do not go gentle into that good night

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I know no one cares about your fantasy team but I want to see some heartbreaking finals. I’m talking half a point or less

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

Kinda looks like @lilsamsquanch66 should I cop for HQ4? @SonOfABoyDad

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

Get the BOGO chicken parm on Doordash at noon. Don’t tip the driver. Wash it down with a black coffee. Shit it all out. Take 2 adderal and play Madden with your roommate. Leave at halftime to go jerk off. Offer BTJ for McCaffrey. Jerk off again. Call out of work. Tug it again…

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

Do we think Joey Chestnut’s eating translates well to barn munching?

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

So what’s the deal? I took even for Joey Chestnut’s hot dog count and it ends at 70.5. Pay me DraftKings

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

@smuckersberg @TheGregHillShow @WEEI She’s not gonna let you hit lil bro

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

JJ Spaun winning The Open would eliminate white boy summer

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

@smuckersberg Feels like it

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

@HoopMixOnly Curry, Kyrie, Tatum, Kawhi, Wemby

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

Nikolai Ehlers will get the game winner in the 4th OT, and Yordan Alvarez will get a home run tmr. #timetravelor

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

#dinwiddiegate

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

Disgusting work from the NBA. I absolutely nuked Dinwiddie over 9.5 points tonight just to have him not play a second for 47 minutes and get tossed in to ruin the void. FUCK YOU

[The Mass Ave Mule @massavemule]

My senior thesis