Lynda Ashton

I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it

[Lynda Ashton @massivenapa]

@Freyaivym05 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩

[Lynda Ashton @massivenapa]

@jeancobbat And I’m the King of Nigeria

[Lynda Ashton @massivenapa]

@Delina_16_ @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterCS still waiting for the email to either give us a code or confirm we’ve not been successful - it’s now 28 minutes after the sale started………and yess, spam box checked

[Lynda Ashton @massivenapa]

@TicketmasterCS @yorksrossonero Did anyone even get a code? You were meant to send an email confirming either way by yesterday!!!!

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@oasis Link doesn’t work like

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@Martina Yes yes yes yes yes yes!
I’m so jealous you have 6 seasons of unseen Line of Duties to watch!

[Lynda Ashton @massivenapa]

@TraceyJPallett @taskmaster His haunted house is the best thing I’ve ever seen and I need to order one from him!

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@localgirleh I NEED this!!!!

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@backtofolklores I was 6107 in the presale and got nothing. Was 10102 today and got nothing. Who’s getting all these tickets?

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So close yet so far!! Stuck for 15 minutes now!
@ArianaToday @TicketmasterUK

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@ArianaToday @TicketmasterUK so got position 6071 in the queue, v excited…now frozen for 15 minutes at position 4082, WTF is going on?

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@swilliams73 They’re amazing too - get all their friends and family to watch with them in their local pub, with no one apart from his wife & kids knowing the outcome…..brilliantly bittersweet.

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@lorcan_thorpe You both complemented each other so well in that final, got some really hard questions (and Manchester City!) right that you couldn’t have done it without each other. A very exciting episode in any case, but so so poignant and joyous too. Well done x

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@Craig67G @lorcan_thorpe He didn’t get the money but he and his family knew it was coming. At the end when Bradley asked what he planned to do with the money & he said give it to the wife & kids, he just wanted £50 for a nice meal out, what a wonderful man. RIP Tim.

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@AlphaLiger @BarackObama What about the hundreds of other mass shootings your country has suffered and will carry on suffering due to your blind delusion? 1 mass shooting at a school in 1996 here (UK), laws tightened & no school mass shootings since - none in 29 years. Hmmm….

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@BarackObama Sad thing is your country has a culture of blaming anything else and I’m sure there’s glee amongst the MAGAs that they can scream it’s all the fault of transgender ‘abnormalities’ rather than the ability to buy guns in supermarkets. I feel sorry for your country

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There’s no love there from Noel, he’s having his wrist grabbed and looks like a hostage with Liam’s hand on his shoulder…..clearly only there for the millions!
#oasislive25

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@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher They’re not hand in hand (and keeps their arms down) - one person is there for ££££ only….

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When the BBC got the tech issues sorted, @scissorsisters were the Saturday headline act we all needed - outrageous outfits, surprise guests galore (has Beth Ditto been found yet?!?) and brilliant can’t stop dancing songs - just filthy/gorgeous!
#ScissorSisters #Glastonbury2025

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@AshWhite89 She’s miming all of it