Ryan Morris

Husband. Father. PotterManiac. Beer Drinker. Chief.

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

Lovely day up the ol' seafront!
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Lush chips at @SouthseaCafe
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#southsea #southseaseafront #sundaywalk #sundayvibes #seafront #sunset #chipsonthebeach

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

Beer No 46 of 500 - @HogsBackBrewery Surrey Nirvana Session IPA!
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Clean, citrus, tropical and very refreshing!
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#bucketlistbeers #beerbeerbeer #bucketlist #beerlover #beer #drinkale #drinkipa #drinkbeer #ipa #hogsbackbrewery #sessionipa

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

Me: Alexa, play 'The Humbling River' by Puscifer.

Alexa: Playing songs by Engelbert Humperdinck. ����

#alexafail #puscifer #Tool @puscifer @Tool

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

Not sure what a good streak is these days but I'm hoping 100% on 37 plays is good!
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@nytimes @WordleStats #Wordle #newyorktimes #nytimes

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@totalfilm

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@portsmouthnews Just going to leave this here...

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@totalfilm As always, it's just you

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@portsmouthnews

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

Did anyone else know that Trump sculpted the Statue of David in 24 hours based of a nude selfie of himself? #LostTrumpHistory

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@portsmouthnews Lol 'how do you control that many kids?' You beat them with a stick until they stop!

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@portsmouthnews Technically not wrong though

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

Celebrating the 33rd anniversary of this absolute cracker! #metallica #masterofpuppets @Metallica

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@totalfilm Is it just me, or have there been far too many 'is it just me' posts? 99% of the time, it is most definitely just you.

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@totalfilm Just you, it's shit!

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

Happy #Saturday #prosecco #JackDaniels

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@Liv1204 Sounds familiar... the kids need to organise a good uprising!

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@totalfilm @GamesRadar Lots on here to watch- some Oscar Nominations for sure!

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@guardianfilm As opposed to...

[Ryan Morris @master0fmuppets]

@guardianfilm Because they know...