Roenik Master

MSU '22

[Molly @FSUmollz]

We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

Mi Jefe: Estás despedido.

*Pauso el partido de México vs Sudáfrica*

Yo: ¿Por qué?

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Girlfriend: "I hope you're not one of those guys who watch all 104 World Cup games."

My face:

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

RETWEET if your team has a player on @Michael_Cohen13's Top 10 returning players list 👀

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Say what you want about Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, but the scale, CGI, and action sequences still go insanely hard.

[Ankur @AnkurMessi_]

Nothing will ever come close to this

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Gas is nearing 5 bucks you fucking idiot

[Tom Suburbs @IAmSuburban]

Every time I think I found the worst car tweet ever, another one shows up and is even worse

This is one of those tweets

[CFBTalkDaily @CFBTalkDaily]

Abolish noon kickoff

[SEC Unfiltered @SECUnfiltered]

Big Noon Kickoff is one of the worst things to ever happen to college football.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Big Noon Kickoff

[Marsh Cristobal🤟🏽 @hurricanesmarsh]

Fans don’t want a 76 team March Madness. Fans don’t want a 24 team college football playoff. It’s sad what’s going on

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Unanimous on the worst decision possible that’s great 👍

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

Fuck you

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Meanwhile, every American looking at their local gas station today

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

GenZ is the worst generation to be born

- 2008: Parents lost house due to economy crisis
- 2013: Too young for bitcoin
- 2020: Lock down in college
- 2024: Frozen job market
- 2025: Unaffordable housing market
- 2026: Middle east war
- 2026: Lock down again?

What’s next?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

> Another pandemic before GTA6
> Gas is $5
> Still can’t afford a home
> Job market is a disaster
> Apparently aliens are real now
> Stock market feels completely fake

We are way too calm about all of this

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The ending of Transformers (2007) with Optimus Prime’s speech over What I’ve Done is permanently burned into an entire generation’s brain.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Rare win for Meritocracy in a country that loves giving rich people whatever they want