Caller: “I’m 51 and i am tired of working, I have no retirement. What should i do”?
Dave: What do you make, and what’s your debt?
Caller: $75,000 a year. $25,000 left on my mortgage, and $20,000 on a Harley-Davidson.
Dave: Sell the bike. Today. That payment’s killing you. Any life insurance?
Caller: Term life, $100 a month. No kids, no dependents though.
Dave: Drop it! you don’t need it. Now download EveryDollar, budget every dollar, and find $2,000 a month to invest. Between the bike and the insurance, you’re most of the way there already.
Caller: That still feels like a lot.
Dave: You’ve got 10 years until 67. Invest consistently, your house gets paid off, and you’ll be secure
Dave says he can still be a millionaire, there is more time.
Spencer Pratt drags Bill Maher out of his liberal bubble and brought him back down to earth.
Maher was annoyed that Pratt didn’t know the specifics about taxes on solar powered energy, but Pratt humbled him with the REAL problems Angelenos care about.
MAHER: “This is a state that is constantly overthinking everything, and over regulating everything.”
“Trust me, I know. I did whole bits about how it took me three years to get the solar turned on.”
“Solar! Something they want you to have!”
PRATT: “But now they’re taxing you, I think, for having it.”
MAHER: “They are?”
PRATT: “I think so.”
MAHER: “What do you mean you think so?! You have to know!”
PRATT: “I don’t need to know about solar, you know?”
“I need to focus on making sure the moms are safe and the animals are not being abused. That’s my party.”
MAHER: “I know. but if you’re the mayor...”
PRATT: “Solar panels, that’s going to be somebody I’m hiring. That’s my deputy mayor who’s going to worry about the solar panels.”
MAHER: “No, Spencer. I got bad news. If you’re the mayor, you are going to have to learn some of these issues more intricately.”
PRATT: “Solar panels...we’re about three years from worrying about solar panels.”
“We need to get all of the naked drug addicts off of the sidewalks and then I can worry about solar panels.”
MAHER: “We can’t walk and chew gum at the same time?”
PRATT: “With the state of LA right now, solar panels, you’re gonna spit that gum out.”
@MountainDew First iteration of Pitch Black, Halo 3 Gamer Fuel, or original Amp flavor. Or, buy the recipe for #Surge from Coca-Cola because they're too cowardly to bring it back.
Alright, let me get this straight.
Usos & LA Knight vs The Vision went 7 minutes, Jacob vs Drew went 14 minutes, the Women's 4 Way went 9 minutes, Becky vs AJ went 8 minutes,
Gunther vs Seth went 15 minutes and the Women’s World Title match went 7.
We spend the next 50 minutes doing Cody, Randy, Jelly Roll & Pat McAfee lore just for Randy and Cody to put on a cool match with Pat McAfee costing Randy Orton the match, making his entire involvement pointless
The smugness on her face melting into fear was fucking delicious.I love when " crazy" people meet people who are crazy for real. I guarantee she won't do that again🤣🤣
It was at this moment she knew she’d fuq’d up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣FAFO
Stepdad finally reaches his limit with his stepchildren’s disrespect. You can tell this wasn’t where he wanted things to end, but he’s been pushed too far for too long.
Respect has to go both ways. It’s not something to argue about, it’s the bare minimum in any home.
🤷♂️
World of Warcraft is introducing a Gay Pride event in-game.
As usual, Asmongold agrees with me about exactly what's wrong with the modern LGBTQ community.
@RightWingCope Correct.
I don't want my money sent to Africa or any of the other pvp server shitholes of the world
It is unethical to, through the threat of force, take peoples tax money and then give it away to foreigners
Cheap emotional blackmail
@PotatoMcWhiskey Of course we shouldn't help Somalia, it's a third world shit hole on the other side of the planet
When you have poverty in your own country and people living on the streets and you choose to allocate resources to foreigners, you are betraying your country
Pathological empathy
This guy ran for office promising that he would raise taxes on billionaires and freeze the rents and it only took him 45 days to announce massive tax hikes that will hurt the middle class and result in rents being raised.
This is why we don't elect communists, kids.