TheKiloMight

19 | Bisexual | pfp by: @MarshyMortis | it’s always funny until someone gets hurt and then it’s just hilarious

[Loving Gimp @viva__sex]

When I was in psychosis for three days so I would sneak out on my bike every night to masturbate in a public park because I believed my seed could heal the earth of its impurities

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@nonono27642 “You don’t distribute CSAM to known pedophiles? You a nusoi larper!!!!”

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

I think cannibalism is ok when you’re so hungry that you start seeing them as a big roast chicken or possibly a T-bone steak

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@FetalAlcohol_ @firepeaguy I am a pimple faced chair glued dickless fucking loser and this is my tweet

[Kaidia, Tianyong Star (天勇星) of #pinkytwt @SwagManswatter]

@kenshirotism @redcatguy ltg when he needs to win a single match of street fighter vs when he needs to avoid paying child support

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@contraband2004 Runs into the street and gets turned into mist by a semi-truck

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@contraband2004 Runs out in prom dress crying

[sinkdog millionaire @catboyhumper]

When u suck but she keeps nutting

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@GeorgeO20051707 @maltemller123 @ballercaller9 @unionpaneurope It’s a wojak meme it’s literally the most reductive form of criticism in existence

[#MOVETHETEAM Mafia 🇵🇸 @Okonkwo_Sports]

Civilization still hasn’t started in South Carolina

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@contraband2004 Congrats on making it out of kindergarten I always knew you could do it

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@Cojumpendium

[kat @seafairyservant]

Close elevator door button

[TheKiloMight @masterofnone889]

@wayneradiotv Me and my friend were waiting for this shit like the pirates at the SpongeBob movie PLEASE do not let greasy basement roach 350lb Sasquatch mole people dictate the direction of this project

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[©h¡||¥ 𓆜❆♱ @Fr0styTSn0wman]

foid daughter or didy blud son?

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I'm fat and broke and chopped and nothing going on for me and

[EvilShiba @NotShibe1476]

Sex so boring our cuck got up and left