Dean Leong

Warning. Random thoughts ahead.... and probably a wood joke or two.

[Dean Leong @mastertelor]

@samreich

Dear Sam Reich,

Big fan, long time follower. I don’t ask for much but if you could somehow make this happen, words could not describe.

For your consideration: The Muppets and Dropout collab.

Please?

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

I hate hidden fees!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the only flag i salute

[777 @_garrettcharles]

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Fundamentally everyone is a good person!! @ramy

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ CANDY 🪩🌈✨ @finaIspace]

tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

😂

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

I don't care what anybody says being financially stable eliminates 95% of your stress

[misato. @misato08280]

CMYKインコ🦜

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Have you ever seen an ocean made out of wood? 🌊

[Julie Cray Leong @yesiamjulie]

In another lifetime I gave birth to Benny and he hasn’t stopped terrorizing us @mastertelor

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Whoever did this is a genius.

[Dean Leong @mastertelor]

Out of context, overhead conversations my wife has had with her parents:

“To be clear they were driving next to you. Not fucking next to you.”

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

“THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT TO BE TELEVISED, YOU PICKED THE RIGHT TIME BUT THE WRONG GUY” - Kendrick Lamar