Mat Lawrence

Oh, it's Mat. CTO at Makes computers go beep boop.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@benlundsten Can I support you by making a comment about your biggest fan being in the background of that photo? Would that help?

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@benlundsten Oh hey, lookin' good! I did not photograph the pork loin yesterday, but it looked just as you might expect.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@hmspinniped Happy birthday, thanks for being born. I owe you a beer for that.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

Just goes to show that if you can be patient and stay positive, eventually Zsa Zsa will die and move you into the 2016 death pool 1st place.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

Good old Grimey.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@hmspinniped What a weird coincidence, it's my aunt's birthday today, too.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@hmspinniped @caulkrocket Every time you see one of those beer selfies, know that I am somewhere off-camera also drinking beer.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@hmspinniped I'm not sure where we were at, but we were in the pasta aisle. We did have a nice chat.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@hmspinniped I had a dream last night that I ran into you at a grocery store. Makes sense, cousins gotta eat.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@caulkrocket I think my... lobby... could use a good buffing. If you know what I mean...

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@maddysaurus Just about done with my artisinal report here... https://t.co/oBBObgQILK

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@EmmaJuneL I don't think it's possible for you to be any cuter!

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

RT Some people are worried about politics, but I'm concerned about this cheese @FacesPics: The cheese is not pleased https://t.co/15EBi7d8UX

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

This #DeskToyTuesday is a match made in Valhalla! Thanks @caulkrocket for feeding my Vikings addiction

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

Ok salespeople - I'm going to need you to leave me alone for the next couple of months, please. I'm getting kinda busy. Thanks.

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

#GoatMeatUSA

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@maddysaurus what, did one of your pets die?

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@maddysaurus It's finally happeninggggggggggggg

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@omgjaunty Happy birthday! You don't look a day past dead

[Mat Lawrence @mat__fun]

@benlundsten Aha! I always suspected there were different kinds of people, but now there is finally proof