𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥

( Very WIP. )

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

you love me? no, you don’t know me. you love the idea of me, but that’s ok.

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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skipped before...still not saying a word about it...he didn't need him to talk about this one...even if the line ended in a good spot it was...riddled with marks...a bad sign for it.

"Besides I can't lie...so... obviously it has to happen right?~"

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

"Listen Morty Palm lines are... pretty accurate. We were taught them in school along with horoscopes and such.... they're important."

They hum happily

"Just because somethin seems impossible doesn't mean it is... especially when the palm says so"

He's gently squeezing his

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ … … … you do realize I'm wanted in the ENTIRE Central Finite Curve and the infinite universes within it, for blowing up the Citadel —— right ? My reputation is INFAMOUS amidst Rick-kind AND Morty-kind. ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀→ Blue eye narrows, even darkens a trace …

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[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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hand not even realizing it

"You just gotta have more faith... believe. I mean I'm sure you thought it was impossible for you ta have someone stick around ya for more than five minutes yet here i am... almost always bothering you!~"

They trace another line...the one they

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[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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reputation throughout your life."

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

"ya ya that's what I thought"

They're...very smug about the fact that he's accepting of what he had to say

"Mnn alright so... this... right here? Is your fate line it's deep meaning that you'll do big things...and this is..."

He pauses tracing a line before they seemed to

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → Sole eye lightly rolls —— but, he doesn't protest.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ … … … alright, alright … … … what else are you seeing ? With your mystical magical eyesight, or aura sensing powers —— or whatever it all is, that you got ? ”

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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Move to a different line

"Is..um your...your Sun line...it...it has breaks in it so it means you will have great success and recognition after overcoming past experiences and since...its parallel to the fate line it means that you could gain huge success and gain a great

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[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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Tracing the lines

"Now do you wanna keep saying that the person who can't tell a lie is lying to you or do you wanna know more?"

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

"well the words left my lips Morty and I can't lie... physically it's my curse remember? So if I can say it... obviously it's true."

They said with a hum and backed himself up a bit so their faces weren't so close but he's still basically holding his hand and idly

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ … … … … … … ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → A long pause … … … two long pauses … … …

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ —— I highly doubt ‘ palm lines ’ are an actually-highly accurate deciding factor for whether one is an irredeemable ’ PoS ’ monster, or not. There isn't any scientific evidence. ”

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

They're leaning a bit closer to look at his hand a bit closer.

"Yeah no Monster lines"

He looks up to him and....wow... their faces are close...be cool Cupid...

"Not....not a single one....not even a hint of one even."

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ … … … what ? What horoscopic-zodiac-esque hoodoo voodoo —— are you mumbling about, over there ? ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → His neck slightly cranes forward, as he simply stares at the other Morty. He's not interrupting, nor pulling his hand away … … … he's —— mildly curious.

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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Confused look on their face.

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

He grabbed his hand in his with one hand and he's looking at his palm tracing a line with a finger on his other before stopping

"No im simply interested in checking your palm...I was thinking about our conversation and I remembered there's an easy way to tell if you're an

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → Eyebrow quirks … head slightly tilts to the side.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ —— my hand ? What could you possibly need it for ? Are you interested in my hand cannons ? ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → Nevertheless, he extends his hand outwards towards the other.

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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irredeemable monster or not. Mn... let's see..."

He's tracing over the lines with his finger again

"A long life line....mn and this one means you think logically a lot of the time....mn hmmm hmmm hmmmm that's.... really odd ... I don't see any..."

He hummed with a

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[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

Hey... @BROKE_THE_CURVE can I see your hand for a second just...need ta double check somethin....

[♡ beloved . @belovedbpd]

Oh, I'm a mess
When I overthink the little things in my head

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

I.... really need to clear my head...

I need to focus on my job and not... anything else

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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matters. The fact that ya wanna stay with someone forever and ever."

He hummed happily....he loved talking about marriage and love....its one of their favorite things

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

They're visibly a little surprised that he cares.... about gems.

"Personally i find that the sentiment is more important than whatever it looks like or how much it costs. Hell of someone proposed with a Ring Pop I feel like I'd say yes.... because it's the sentiment that

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ The fact there's even a hierarchy for love is the stupidest thing I've ever even heard of … … … then again, stupidity peaked when alpha males decided out of nowhere that diamonds meant eternal love, when it's more or less an ‘ eternal reminder of divorce ’. ”

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[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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really"

He's just going to...keep agreeing that they suck...gloss over the fact this stupid curse almost made him spill shit.

"They're very... particular in wanting things their way because they're in charge... especially my direct boss"

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

"... majorly but ya know it's just them bein cautious since....ah well it's...not...."

A long pause....he can't lie...say it's not important.... because...it was important...but he also really didn't wanna talk about his mistake right now.

"... they're just a buncha pricks

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Your bosses sound annoying. ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → Flat. Deadpan. Unimpressed. Arms folded behind back.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Who gives a rat's a-s-s what you're thinking, as long as you can turn it into something productive ? I'm a control freak occasionally, but even I have standards. ”

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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Things he was thinking of.

"All I meant is it was thoughts that were about...personal matters... which my bosses have said is unprofessional of me to think about when im on a job."

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

They hum and fix their hair as he spoke...he does appreciate the clarification...

"Unprofessional isn't always NSFW but I understand the sentiment."

They adjust their collar and their vest as they think over a way to reword the sentence without exactly saying what types of

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ You should probably word yourself better. Most idiots would hear ‘ unprofessional thoughts ’ —— and accuse you of having paltry NSFW thoughts, on your brain. Like those … hum … those crazy female fans of homosexual relationships, that make everything truly awful [ + ]