OO the Fixer

COO energy with CEO goals. Fixing events, policy rollouts, and vibes across Lagos. Confession Fridays. Real gist only. Founder @WestlawM

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I spent my whole weekend working on this.

So here are 500 email templates for your next job applications, broken down by roles

Plus:
• A “before you send” checklist
• What NOT to do (with real examples)
• The formula behind every subject line and opener
• Industry-specific numbers to plug into your CV

This is the thing nobody is giving away for free but I am 💗

You’re welcome 💗
https://t.co/MWzhwSE83b

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

24 hrs in lagos and ;

House has been flooded
Suck away smelling
Can’t use my shower
Now my car has stopped in the middle of the road at 4AM

Conclusion : Go back to Barbados 🙃

#barbados #japa #lagos

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

@taiye___ @Emeneks There’s Unlimited mocktails at SKAH lagos, lekki phase 1 every Friday from 6- 10:30pm for 30k pp.

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

@whoisfimihan @Emeneks There’s Unlimited mocktails at SKAH lagos, lekki phase 1 every Friday from 6- 10:30pm for 30k pp.

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

@hotsexyems @Emeneks There’s Unlimited mocktails at SKAH lagos, lekki phase 1 every Friday from 6- 10:30pm for 30k pp.

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

@Emeneks You can message this page for more information but it’s all in the caption here
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[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

@Emeneks There’s Unlimited mocktails at SKAH lagos, lekki phase 1 every Friday from 6- 10:30pm for 30k pp.

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

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[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

In yoga class and my instructor said I should invite Ujayi in ……

Who and what is UJAYI??????!!!!!!!

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

This year is my year of first thought

The first thing I think about on any given day, I shall do 🌚

[Taiwo Oyedele @taiwoyedele]

We are pleased to note the feedback from workers who have received their salaries for January 2026 and confirmed a reduction in their PAYE tax resulting in higher take home pay under the new tax laws.

To ensure that relevant individuals charged with the responsibility to implement these changes for the benefit of employees in their organisations are well informed, the Presidential Fiscal Policy and Tax Reforms Committee is hosting a session for the key stakeholders in collaboration with the Joint Revenue Board.

𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐑, 𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬

You are invited to register for an engagement session with the Joint Revenue Board and the Presidential Fiscal Policy & Tax Reforms Committee.

𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞:

HR Directors, Payroll Managers, Chief Financial Officers, Tax Managers and Other Senior Executives responsible for the management of employee compensation and payroll tax compliance.

When: Wednesday Jan 28, 2026

Time: 3:00 PM Nigerian Time

Topic:  Personal Income Tax Compliance Under the New Tax Reform Acts

Register in advance for this webinar:
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After registering, you will receive a confirmation email containing information about joining the webinar.

#FiscalReforms #TaxBenefits #KnowledgeIsPower

[Sunday Oliseh @SundayOOliseh]

The truth is often treated as an enemy. 🇳🇬⚽️ I’m breaking down: 👉 The sabotage attempts to get me sacked by CAF. 👉 Why talent (Osimhen) isn't a license to break team spirit (Lookman). 👉 The danger of celebrating 3rd place. The train has left the station. 🚂 Full video: https://t.co/OAVlZrIJvK
#SuperEagles #AFCON2025 #Oliseh #Osimhen #Nigeria

[𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒚𝒆 @MidnightMonaye]

She had 3 Separate wedding ceremonies!! He definitely fumbled a huge bag…

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

Moroccan tearsssssssssss

Ojoro is not foreverrrrrrrr

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

Nigeria 🤝🏾 No follow through 🙄

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

Bassey played this balllllllll

Giving Captain “Marvel”

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

Dressed so cute everyone thinks I’m a bridesmaid , purrrr

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

Waist by Omah lay = Crack

[OO the Fixer @matee_lawson]

Remarriage & Desires is such a shout .

Why didn’t I watch this earlier ☺️