mateo

part time bbq dad, full time problem

[sy ☯︎ @SyTheLocDon]

I’m always Gods example frfr

[mateo @mateobissell]

anyone else an addict for the high of remembering you aren’t relevant to all your closest and oldest friends after they found a partner and you realize you were actually just a thumb drive for emotional support files or is that just me?

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

The problem is that to fall asleep, I have to pretend to sleep and that is sooooooo boring

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

oh my gods what an annotation

[T. MATE TATTOO @tmatetattoo]

HOT N READY TATS

[mateo @mateobissell]

@sadddbitchclub I found out my great grandma who lived a few blocks from me passed away from a text from family living across the country about seven hours later, my gg was my best friend and to this day I’ll never figure out why my family chose to do that

[mateo @mateobissell]

@spoooks_mcgee @kiptreeman Oh shit I just joined the mf chat apparently but hey it’s finals this week so mans about to be free for winter

[mateo @mateobissell]

@etherealdeen Honestly thanks for adding this part to your recommendation cos my fibromyalgia has caused a consistent fight with food for years

[𝓕𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭𝓼. @GlowingEyesRep]

This is probably the best Grimace Shake tiktok

[mateo @mateobissell]

@OTerrifying That’s definitely the lil goo monster from the the brother’s grimm

[mateo @mateobissell]

@iLoiter @weirdlilguys My orange kitten definitely runs the same type of similar shenanigans on his brother

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

nothing but respect for my barbie