Mateo Hernandez Cruz

Entusiasta del porno. Crítico de enchiladas. Experto en el edging

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

out to dinner tonight with my good buddy @unclephilbill. enjoying a nice enchilada. they better not fuck them up. excuse the margarita pitcher as i drank them out of modelo #toro #philbill

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

you ever ride a toro this size?

[lily @payxlily]

men with small d*cks disgust me

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@robbagatkinson bag and a bottle of wine

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

who wants to start celebrating fuck foids friday?

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@cherrybombchip6 i’ll bring the modelo

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

this job calls mateo n company. already a sixer deep of modelo. stilll fighting this drunk from last night. wonder what jane hoe doing right now? #toro #modelo

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

miami klay thompson

[ADONIS @adonispara]

her dad still at the golf course telling guys his little angel got into Cornell

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@jason_bloomberg your a fucking pussy

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@Avery4Heisman_ speak the fucking truth nigga

[OpticalRetard @OpticalRetard1]

Uhm hi yes, I’m supposed to be the Cornell 8th.

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@BankshaftChaw69 probably because you and your pathetic dick arent worth a bag of fucking mentos. go fuck yourself you absolute shit bag of a human. #toro

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

whats a mexican nigger like me need to do for some butt. i mean seriously. i got pesos on pesos. #fatstacksbitch

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

how much for those undies. have unlimited pesos

[Sydney Sweeney @sweeneyllll]

Soft clip. In bed. ✨

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

anyone elses wife like being slapped senseless with a tortilla and taking tabasco bottles in the ass while she gets fucked in doggy or just her? seriously questioning this. #toro #avidbuttsniffer

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@unclephilbill

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

since when did the Eiffel Tower talk and have brown hair?

[Viking @vikinggroyper]

You have to be a different kind of faggot to be reposting the “Cornell 7” on your story.

Playoff baseball.

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@streetrunnar preach

[fatherthatsteppedup @streetrunnar]

if i don’t eat pussy soon imma die icl.

[Mateo Hernandez Cruz @mateodarealist]

@justsomeguy1046