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[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

I am here once again to just prepare everyone for the fact that the Astros are going to be a 2026 playoff team

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

As a man with a house full of kids, I now understand why some of our dads and uncles were just posted up in the house like this:

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The Pentagon has raised its assessment of an Israeli espionage threat against the United States to its highest level, per Al Jazeera

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

He has almost all of them.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

no matter who’s in power, the american people always lose.

[New York Post @nypost]

A woman in Arkansas says checking on her cows at night can be a bit “spooky”, since one of them has a face that looks all-too-alien by torchlight. 👽🫣

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

“Four republicans betrayed the party”

Nigga 207 republicans betrayed the country

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Roy Oswalt

That guy rocked.

[mateohtx @mateohtx]

wattba. hunter spitting 📠 ?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Doug Daikindome ジョン・アレクサンダー @jalex_819]

#investigate2023

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Big dogged him

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Me at the beach at my grown age 😂

[William D. Hendrix @SpecificNY]

This is the picture CNN is going to use when his Boeing 737 goes missing over some random island in the Philippines

[Matt 🍊 @titanmatt_]

I’ve been saying dih bih gah for 24 hours straight and I can’t stop

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty