materiality girl, CPA

m&a. hobbies: depreciating land, drinking margs

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

ever since I was young I’ve always wanted to eat microplastics for dinner after a day maximizing shareholder value

[Happy Hooker IV @popeprius]

Fourth straight day of continuous downpour

[ver @silverrstring]

i find the hatred irish people have for england very inspiring

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

Same

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Anthropic says they’re highly profitable if you take out some of their biggest expenses.

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

@the_P_God As a Mainer do it

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

Like at all

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

guys I must be honest I do not think I have that dawg in me anymore

[rico @somethinglovely]

realizing everything is meaningless and temporary but you still gotta have a job

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

book so good i HAVE to gatekeep it 😅

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

I asked what ARR is and they took me out back and shot me

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

turns out sundays are actually not scary when you don’t have a job you hate waiting for you on monday morning

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

asked him if we could go to Turks and Caicos he said “we’ll see”. idk what he’s seeing but I’m in Turks and Caicos

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[our beautiful rat king @tenderpbj]

“exciting news” is an understatement about something that has me in tears

[Speculator @TheSpeculator0]

It's terrible that there's a bunch of 22 year olds working on government projects. They should have just hired McKinsey and get the 24 year olds on the job

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

Rot Sunday loading

[materiality girl, CPA @materialitygirl]

thank god for my second year associate who replies to every email I have ever sent him