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@braves2430 A rat. It was frozen so they thawed it out in the microwave at school. The setting was on high though and it cooked the outside and was still frozen inside

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@brockpierson They chuckle after they fart

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@Ruby_331 Asia

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@kelly_ques

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@SelfDefenseDIY Autoerotic asphyxiation

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@wfl0wrz

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@zipoffs Wait until you find out that toilet paper doesn’t need to be a part of it

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@Xaveriusoktora No clue. Is it Matt Damon?

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@KwikTrip

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@DickWildebeast @mrmikeMTL She’s 87 years old

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@morgansmallhead

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@cat_postin A cataclysm

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@Viaoliin

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@OrevaZSN

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@be_like_ice Only when poop is stuck in the fur. They do the daily maintenance

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@Ne_zaha Crikey

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@Rainmaker1973

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@loserbent Don’t react. Don’t react. Don’t react

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@mariana057

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@catshealdeprsn Snitches get stitches