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Pinus doctor

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@kman9924 @DavidPSamson he’s not going to let you fellate him, please touch grass

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@ClueHeywood gonna add patches to their cuts for the Emotions War of January 10th, 2025

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@SickosCommittee canonically he is dealt with via an intercontinental artillery strike, which Disney should be commended for

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@ManSpeagle got to see a green ash, a shagbark hickory, a couple owls and made sausage potato soup over a fire. hard to beat that on any other Monday

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

I’ve been thinking about this thread for 5 years, curses

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:

2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@GRITknox I would pay for twitter if this is the type of content I could see all the time

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@saltysadpatel @delatorre personally I am happy to RETVRN to 2013-2018 era ball for a year or two

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

still thinking about one of the most important posts in all of twitter history

[Charlie Daniels @CharlieDaniels]

Hey Taco Bell
The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@edsbs Bo is exactly right that there is no crowd work. he maybe said 40 words and just ripped for a few hours. perfect concert.

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@LeBatardShow pumpkins and cucumbers are berries but only real pedants are ready to have that conversation

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@bainard @edsbs I had no idea who this person was until I saw this thread and I don’t know that I anyone really dispute this read. I’ll toss out “Lin Manuel Miranda writes a Megadeth album as a soundtrack for a Wes Anderson movie about Bavarians in Argentina” for consideration I suppose

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@the_mad_kratter @SickosCommittee I mean, football stuff happens. just happy for GM doing the smart thing. also any State fan born before 2000 remembers this

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@ManSpeagle drop a pin and I’ll try to walk in from the road this week

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@lil_donnie_t @edsbs fortunately not quite in the category of FSU fans, who advanced analytics experts are labeling “disgrundled”

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@TylerIAm to be fair, I was enrolled in at least one college class for 14 years straight. might be a Built Different scenario though. sorry to this man.

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

“just be quiet, sweetheart”

- my 2 year old, asking that I stop making airplane noises so she can watch Frozen II in peace

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@ManSpeagle nothing says "happy anniversary" like stopping on the way home to pick up some roadkill for science

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

@delatorre scared money does make money*

sweet, sweet buyout money

[Andrew S @mathandbbqsauce]

plastic surgery has worked for only one person in all time: Clint Black. dude looks just like he did in 1998.