SOMETIMES these twisted, acidic, unnatural, illusions for old people come in "fruit" form. The quotations are because tomatoes one of the most godawful VEGETABLES. I know I'm wrong. I just don't wish to be associated with them. Not you pizza sauce. You're one of the good ones.
FINALLY!! A news story from CNN proving that they're not all Twisted, acidic, unnatural, illusions for old people. (I'm tweeting this in @StephenAtHome 's voice, btw)
Here's to all the dads out there. Bless you for keeping your head up and trying so hard all these years knowing you'll never be the most magical thing that happened to mom's vagina. @anthonyjeselnik
@elonmusk Am I the only one that always thought it would have looked like a busted orange peel stuck to the side of a beachball. makes you think. #ExpandingEarthTheory