Donnie Avocado

People on here are so pretty and funny, I don't stand a chance.

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What if we're wrong?

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@KweenInYellow Are the cuts during his response yours or theirs?

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@globeandmail 🤦‍♂️

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@ryangrim @EFischberger @WaysandMeansGOP @RepJasonSmith No no, it was the billionaire communist nepo-baby….🤔

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@Variety Why is Stephen Colberts son named Peter McGee??

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@interesting_aIl Now how do you fold a fitted bed sheet?

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@CBSNews @grok what is the history of attacking western targets he’s referring to?

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@RollingStone How does this scam streamers? It sounds like it scams streaming companies more…

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@voxdotcom He didn't suggest the killer was right wing. He pointed out conservatives were making the case he 100% wasn't right wing, which makes no claim or suggestion of his political bias, something that is still a question.

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Massive Attack announce alliance of musicians speaking out over Gaza against “intimidations from within our industry”

Other acts supporting the alliance include Kneecap, Fontaines D.C., Brian Eno and Garbage https://t.co/rstKi6csG0

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@robinhatch I can’t abide this OLP hate

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@lowcortisol Maybe, but she’s fucking him and you’re tweeting about it 🤷‍♂️

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@DudespostingWs What the fuck is a modern innovator?

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@EmmaVigeland We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

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@theneedledrop Lol I would give anything to be a fly on the wall when he asked someone to make him a black clan robe

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@DefiantLs It must really tough have two kids AND a husband approaching preschool age

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@iconiksongs Whore members?

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@HeerJeet I also just don’t think that it is more journalistic to ask these people if that’s how they feel after the fact

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@HeerJeet @JosephManero I don’t think the American flag is on the moon either. Pretty sure they’ve been stripped of color

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@robinhatch I was skeptical at first, but that documentary slaps. All about magic and slight of hand tricks

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