🚨 MISSING PERSON – PLEASE RETWEET🚨
Chris Kassoumeri has been missing since around 2pm on Monday 3 August, last seen entering the Darlands area.
Last known location: Woodside Park/Totteridge
plz call 101 quoting CAD661/04Aug26.
#MissingPerson#WoodsidePark#Totteridge
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.
This man sows hate, lies and division.
He is a grifter and a conman.
He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.
RT if you agree
P.s. multiculturalism is great.
If I had $75,000 and I wanted to keep my trading strategy really simple with not much time and effort?
I would pick 1 HIGH quality stock
$AMZN
This would generate a 21% annual return plus potential capital gains
Here would be my system: