little tilly jane loo hoo

homesteader

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

and on a bad day though.... a string slicing a slew of haaaaard marbles

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

sometimes i do something and i’m ashamed of how much it was a metaphor

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

learned today my peak bodily constitution is achieved with one shot of dayquil, a wellbutrin, 150mg caffeine, and a flute of champagne

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

try losing the county clam bake for once this year

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@pants none of them did it none of them awww

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

COOKING SHOW IDEA: Contestants must sneak as much sawdust as possible into a dish. Most sawdust wins. They're kicked off if restaurant patrons don't finish the meal. The catch?—Patrons are told that child chefs w/ leukemia made the food. Bald child actors watch them expectantly

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

honestly pleeease ask me right now. all I'm doing tonight is watching the Conner O'Malley Shares His Dream of Playing Van Halen's Michael Anthony in a Biopic video on a loop

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

come at me with any finish this sentence tomorrow and I will complete the damn sentence

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@fiownahh we been known snookums

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

i eat quadratinis in bed and then i’m like why do i have pimples on my butt

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@carpetshadow @_Fawz__ what about urmomswag

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@fiownahh girl it was brick city up in that gym tonight. You not a HORSE you a HOG

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@fiownahh first of all, PAUSE.

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@fiownahh friends don’t steal other friend’s oreos! you’re officially in my burn book!

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@fiownahh i’ll be doing a perfect reprise of the dance battle from white chicks so see if you can keep up

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@fiownahh you tryina start some shit? you wanna square up yony pony? dance battle. 8pm. After basketball. P.S. your cloven hooves might get in the way

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

terps lose this one and i’m coming to eugene to set an old growth forest alight

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

who dropping mad franny style fart bombs at yo la tengo rn?? i couldn’t even focus on mj lenderman surprise pull up cause of the hot steamy cheese you cut

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

@_Fawz__ i wish you could hear this song i’m hearing right now it fuuuuucks

[little tilly jane loo hoo @mathildahjane]

WHERE IS CABO?! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME