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[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

"He who was my companion through adventure and hardship is gone forever…"

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

I wish I had a bald son who covers my songs in German

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Do you remember me from the hatchery bro? Yeah bro we were grubs in the hatchery together. Remember the moisture bro? The hot reeking darkness bro

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

[mathilde @mathilde8762]

"Eeuurgghhhh whats open today waaahhh" - church, go to it

[chase @_chase_____]

two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

(australian voice) i just saur naursfauraurtaur

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

And you may find yourself
Living as Chiang Kai-Shek

[agnes @ginfantasy]

just woke up at 7:30pm after doing coke with my friends all night and telling them how deeply connected i feel to all of them

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[mathilde @mathilde8762]

1899 (2022)

[elliott @elliottgray]

james cameron is a fuckin liar here’s how it actually went down

[mathilde @mathilde8762]

@christianmccrea @WaywardStrand @maxcham420 👀

[mathilde @mathilde8762]

when u finish eating a nature valley crunchy bar

[mathilde @mathilde8762]

oh nice notion you've got there... 🤔🧐 it'd be a shame if someone were to.. 🤭 disabuse you of it 😂

[mathilde @mathilde8762]

when u try to come between her and the mechanical light up gamer keyboard

[mathilde @mathilde8762]

work pissing me off so much, one paper jam has got me looking for ricohs offices to deliberately misplace some anger at