mati 🎇

wrestling, system engineering, drinking and driving

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

michelle: “do mascots count towards the salary cap?
me: *explains the salary cap*
michelle: “the mascots should unionize”

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

content made specifically for me

[MLB @MLB]

How @G2League was moving during that reverse sweep at #MSI2026

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

DHS cut this quote off one sentence early. Here’s how Roosevelt actually finished the thought, same speech, 1915:

“But if he is heartily and singly loyal to this Republic, then no matter where he was born, he is just as good an American as any one else.”

He also said he wasn’t talking about naturalized citizens (“some of the very best Americans I have ever known”) and that “any discrimination against aliens is a wrong.”

Teddy Roosevelt’s descendants asked Congress to protect his legacy. Trump’s admin answered by perverting TR’s words to push their anti-immigrant agenda.

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

just my take as a casual league player:

this will probably let me at most +500g a game. I do not have the time to learn how to micro and watch the whole wave and last hit everything early game. It’s a good change, and those better than me will still punish me for last hitting!

[Spideraxe @Spideraxe30]

Last Hit Indicator is being enabled in Normal and Ranked games

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

Dear US government,

Since you've just blocked Fable and Mythos on critical national security grounds, here are some other tools that pose a similar threat to the American people:

- Microsoft Teams
- SAP
- Salesforce
- Jira
- Outlook

Please do what you must to save America 🇺🇸

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

wrestling is so awesome

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Scotty 2 Hotty and his son sharing the ring together is one of the coolest full circle moments in wrestling.

YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT.

[jade (DELTARUNE SPOILERS) @jade_harIey]

Been getting into balatro recently

[Certified Jugger Boy @EddieMcstriplin]

Two-Face running for mayor: I believe in *flips coin* SMALL GOVERNMENT WITH *flips coin* BIG TAXES?

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

oooo i looooove when my computer updates

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

the mongols circa 7th century BC

[🌴✨¹ // ⚽️ 🦅 🇺🇸 @guccireptar]

@ZoetryInMotion This happened to me yesterday I was like did this mother fucker build a wall ??? Then I realized

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

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[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

they just gave this to me

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Also, more smoke from @ChrisCotillo and @Sean_McAdam on the Red Sox potentially pivoting to the pitching market:

“On Sunday, hours after the Bregman news broke, industry sources indicated the Red Sox were at least considering a pivot to focusing on pitching additions as they attempt to make a big-ticket move. The thinking is to build a roster focused more on run prevention through pitching.”

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

hey real quick what the fuck

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

Two great engineers reflecting on how the profession is fundamentally changing with AI

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

“We continue improving ChatGPT's training to recognize and respond to signs of mental or emotional distress, de-escalate conversations, and guide people toward real-world support” is a direct quote from ChatGPTs statement. AI is evil in ways we can’t fully comprehend.

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

$13 for a beer btw

[Ed Hand @EdHand89]

The opening day lineup is some variant of this if we were to go into the season today. Things likely will change by then, but man is there still a lot of work to be done.

1. Jarren Duran- CF
2. Roman Anthony- LF
3. Trevor Story- SS
4. Triston Casas- 1B
5. Masataka Yoshida- DH
6. Carlos Narvaez- C
7. Wilyer Abreu- RF
8. Marcelo Mayer- 3B
9. Ceddanne Rafaela- 2B

(if Casas is hurt to start the season, it's probably Romy Gonzalez at 1B)

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

how the fuck did this get through test screenings

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Andy Serkis’ animated adaptation of ‘ANIMAL FARM’

Starring Seth Rogen, Gaten Matarazzo, Steve Buscemi, Glenn Close, Laverne Cox, Kieran Culkin, Woody Harrelson, Jim Parsons, Kathleen Turner and Iman Vellani.

In theaters on May 1, 2026

[Cultura POP! @Humanodecultura]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[mati 🎇 @matidoesntknow]

i gotta know what’s going on out here where they’re getting buffalo @ miami

[Chad Graff @ChadGraff]

For the first time this season, the Patriots get a TV’s ‘A’ crew and national spotlight for an afternoon game.