Katie Murphy

i'm gettin older and i'm freakin out

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

@guywaynechan are these still available?

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

@hannahhneal mate did we actually do that wtf

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

How a feel when a pour ma heart oot tae sumdy n they don't gee me the attention a deserve

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

I accidentally got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop fucking eating

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

this time next week we will be in Amsterdam gah

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

@hannahhneal omfg hahahahahahahahahahahaha why am i dyin at this #niggz

[Han @hannahhneal]

The amount me and @matiekurphy have paid for a bunk bed in an 18 mixed dormitory room 😂😂😂 but it's Amsterdam and it's gonna be sick 😍😍

[alex @indiealexx]

when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

19 Times Dogs Were The Gift The Internet Didn’t Deserve https://t.co/UVeDqTNeXN via @BuzzFeedUK @BuzzFeedUK

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

writing about the price of milk in your essay to bump up the word count is normal, isn't it?

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

I'm pre drinking for the pre drinks. Nothin but class

[Witch Leader @MitchellLeader]

Whiskey is the love of my life.

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

My family keep telling me that I look like shit which is nice

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

I spend too much time with babies and puppies and I have forgotten how to speak like a normal person

[Biebervelly @justinjackhails]

I love my new bath bomb

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

@hannahhneal no no no

[D.I.D @DIDnotts]

Stop telling me what to do.

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Why dae folk have their bf/gf in their bio like its a fuckin achievement? Aw well done ye found somecunt tae regularly shag ye

[Katie Murphy @matiekurphy]

@afloralcrown 😅