matilda melinn

—— professional baby catcher and cat mum

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

When you're 10 shots in and forget how to talk...

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

@HiveHelper please can someone DM me to discuss a problem connecting my hub

[Ex Head of Bryn Hafren & Pencoedtre High Schools @ExHeadBHandPHS]

Staff in the school where I was a headteacher did not congregate in the staff room with alcohol. Instead they went home exhausted, washed their clothes and experienced two emotions, a sense of duty and worry in case they had brought Covid home with them. How dare you!

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Someone is wearing crocs in the gym…have I missed something?

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Can the world stop having babies now? this midwife is tired of this covid boom now 😴

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Being an NHS worker is all fun and games until someone steals your mango out the fridge, Boris needs to stand up for us more #NHS

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Today I found a grey hair and could cry, I don’t want to be grey at 25 ffs

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

I’m currently wearing an all pink tracksuit, feeling really ready for June 21st...

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Split night shifts should be illegal 💀💀💀

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Blows my mind how midwifery is the happiest and saddest career simultaneously sometimes #stayhome

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Coronavirus cancelled my holiday and for that I’m very sad ☹️ 🇮🇹

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Shout out to @jacquelineMjos wanting to be a midwife 👶🏼

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Payday with a full time job really is the best day

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Always feel so embarrassed when I cry at every episode of say yes to the dress

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Successfully delivered my first baby as a qualified midwife and everyone survived (including me) 🎉

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

@castleconcerts @RochesterCastle Shoutout to my mother in law and her hunky boyfriend Daren, have a great night xoxoxox

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Sunday night shifts are not the way to enter a bank holiday Monday 😥

[cj @milfoffender]

my 4 moods

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

Why do nail bars have so many colours these days? How I supposed to pick from 1257 different shades?

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

@liamH_east ...and a wonderful girlfriend?

[matilda melinn @matilda_xo]

UEA brining fire in every category today 🔥🔥 #sdscomp2019 #SDSCOMPETITION2019