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:)

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[tilly @matildateece]

@beth_twX found it!!! it was better weather🤩

[Zilly Dalgic @DalgicZilly]

Brendan Fraser reminds us of his role in the mummy 😍 at the @BAFTA 2023 Good luck tonight!

[tilly @matildateece]

@WillBland4 yeah cos like i eat them from frozen so i assumed when they were defrosted they were cooked cos they go soft

[tilly @matildateece]

@WillBland4 are you also confused or do you think i’m an idiot

[tilly @matildateece]

i’m fucking creasing that the firework displays have been cancelled in scarbs cos there’s an entire walrus on the slipway

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

i am a sick woman (always sunny character I’m most attracted to is charlie)

[tilly @matildateece]

feel like shit want someone’s mum to cook me spag bol

[tilly @matildateece]

i got into a habit of taking a slice of cheese as a nightly treat when checking the kitchen close at work and the chefs did stock count this morning and are down 68 slices of cheese so far this period

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Me when he asks what I like to do for fun

[tilly @matildateece]

wednesday me telling my dentist i’ll cut down on sugar vs friday me having a hot chocolate, glass of pepsi and a greggs yum yum for breakfast

[tilly @matildateece]

really needed to sleep tonight but found myself bolt upright designing a to-scale cabinet/ottoman for an awkward-shaped area of my room on my notes app at 2am like an absolute psychopath as if i have the carpentry skills of fucking george clarke

[tilly @matildateece]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 22 Sep 2014 (via @twi_age).

[tilly @matildateece]

writing “go asda and treat yourself” on my to do list so i can tick at least 1 thing off

[tilly @matildateece]

asking for pride off work and reporting my boss for homophobia if he says no xx

[tilly @matildateece]

how do i politely tell my colleague that her house isn’t haunted it just sounds like she might have mice

[tilly @matildateece]

@pnwpct mate honestly it’s actually foul

[tilly @matildateece]

all i’ve learnt from this is that i follow a lot of very boring people on instagram

[. @laurenthehough]

The queen won’t see your jokes but your friends who are weirdly loyal to a monarchy they learned about from a Netflix show might and they’ll be super sensitive about it

[pj @pjayevans]

Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa