Mathew Joynes

Events Manager - MUFC ST Holder - TWY & Pro-Wrestling Enjoyer

[Mathew Joynes @matjoynes]

Well, this is absolutely terrifying, but here goes: I'm running the Cheltenham Half-Marathon for Heart Research UK!

https://t.co/8Mi8jdyUm9

[Mathew Joynes @matjoynes]

Selling two tickets to #WWE Smackdown at the O2 in London, 23rd June 2026. Message if interested.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10

[Mathew Joynes @matjoynes]

@ericn131 @j_davies2801 @DavidEvs1 @mufcsam96 @ayazrath @OhCheesesChrist Been checking this pretty much daily since I renewed but no luck so far.

[Mathew Joynes @matjoynes]

@ericn131 @j_davies2801 @DavidEvs1 @mufcsam96 @ayazrath @OhCheesesChrist Every time I call they say ‘no moves this summer’, if there are then they will email. Said it every summer. Even when they were doing under 25’s (I think it was) in the Stretford end as new holders, they wouldn’t let me move despite being in that age range

[Mathew Joynes @matjoynes]

@j_davies2801 @DavidEvs1 @mufcsam96 @ayazrath @OhCheesesChrist I've asked to move every single summer since I got my season ticket in 2014 and they have refused every single time.

[Jayden @cfjayden]

Bloody hell Gabriel mate

[John O'Kane🇾🇪 @johnaokane74]

Dont feel sorry 1 bit for him ..
Horrible shithousery player

[Matt Jones @MPJMCFC]

Fuckin shameless…

Not one penalty conceded all season, yet it’s “corruption” when a ref doesn’t bend over for them

[Minja @UtdMinja]

Gabriel, this is how you do it?

[𝑨 @UtdAbzy]

Don’t let anyone convince you into feeling sorry for this guy. No one deserved it more 👍

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke.
You put WWE SmackDown on TV.
There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late..
It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026

[Mathew Joynes @matjoynes]

@CantonaManc Had the pleasure of that last week, genuinely horrendous.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[LB @LBLFC_]

At the end of the day Bukayo Saka still missed the most important penalty of his career, and Gabriel draws his hairline on with a Sharpie.

[Mathew Joynes @matjoynes]

I’ve Voted for the Best! https://t.co/hwup8dDtIM

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

Thomas Partey is dispossessed and from the resulting play we score. Good 👍

🟡 2⃣ - 3⃣🤍 (72') #VillarrealSevilla

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

77' - Goal. Kobbie Mainoo.

[3-2] #MUNLIV

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

👹🔱

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

Kofi Kingston matters more to pro wrestling than hulk hogan ever has