Matt Keeffe

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[g3li @PBandGelii]

feeling so sad rn, who wants to eat me out to help out :/

[Josh Everest-Boffin @iamjoshboffin]

My daughter keeps calling me ‘the little pig’. Taking the positives from this - at least she’s saying I’m little. There are worse alternative words to use.

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@WeRFstvl #werfstvl #we #r #fsrvl #werfestival #werfest #wer #festival we r set times you're welcome

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@lawrencemarsh94 @Tom_Glossop @MLS @lee_ryder Mate swear down he 2 footed me in the eye

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@Tom_Glossop Have s nice time x

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@paladone hey guys gunna be late plz blame @StagecoachSouth plz don't sack me

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@StagecoachSouth mate cmon I'm so late for work

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@StagecoachSouth do I commit to walking to the train station or will a 700 turn up soon

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@StagecoachSouth plz reply

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@StagecoachSouth Where's 700 coastliner please it's making me late for work thanks xxx

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

Looks like we're in for a bad spell of wether

[Dillon 🐾 @StealthDillon]

Peep his shirt. He made it.

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@BBCOne thank you x

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@sonnyfodera put kyle minogue can't get you out of my head on mate x

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@Uber_Support We have been trying all night and all day through this method. We will just call police as we can't get through to anyone

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@Uber_Support in brighton your driver stole my friends bag do you have a number or do we call police?

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@megabusuk Thank you LM you are doing a great job but I HATE YOU MEGABUS YOU'VE RUINED MY WEEKEND

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@megabusuk hello Megabus my train to London is delayed and my coach is in 15 mins to Nottingham what should I do

[NTU Design Industries 2019 @ntuindustries]

Ntudi product design degree show! https://t.co/RUSHzKO1Ds

[Matt Keeffe @matkefe]

@Stormzy1 come round ours on Mansfield Road mate, dm me