Matt

My life is a sea of boredom, punctuated fleetingly by the tides of frustration...

[Matt @matrun]

@WholesomeMeme Breasts

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@YesterdaysBrit1 Not me, im blind

[Matt @matrun]

@cowincrisis Moose surely. They're pointless

[Matt @matrun]

@5Pillarsuk Innit

[Matt @matrun]

@MattsTheTweet @TonyLapidus They've been talking about it for HOURS

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@cowincrisis Steak

[Matt @matrun]

@mooseincrisis Moose

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@TheRealJamieKay Golf

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@oelma__ Narcos

[Matt @matrun]

@TonyLapidus Did he watch HOURS of footage?

[Matt @matrun]

@MaineAntifa @JamesBlunt behave

[Matt @matrun]

@ClarkeMicah "you DON'T LISTEN!" 1:42

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@bagshaw2112 Colin

[Matt @matrun]

@seanonolennon Brussel sprouts

[Matt @matrun]

@SartorialThug Play the strumpet

[Matt @matrun]

@SartorialThug He looks like a right >> tit

[Matt @matrun]

@Rebartic Did you hear him say cunt-ractor instead of contractor?

[Matt @matrun]

@SartorialThug

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@GSpellchecker Nawww congrats!

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