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[Matt @matsulli_]

@NFLFantasy DST - sit DAL...start DEN
W/R - sit Pollard...start Singletary

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

Congratulations to John Fetterman for being the first key grip elected to the US Senate.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@kylekinane The key to nailing the lead is to move your fingers up and down...up and down.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@NFLFantasy I need Chubb to have 0 yds, no catches and about 8 fumbles.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@Cliff8Darnell @Super70sSports I actually convinced a guy in a bar one time that she grew up to be the old lady from "Throw Momma From The Train"

[Matt @matsulli_]

@swoboda04 @Super70sSports I don't know either of you.. but this in my TL struck me funny @VoochieV

[Matt @matsulli_]

@BSquared_CI @Inglefilms @Super70sSports No. Because the things I did to myself because of that poster made me go blind.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@oneunderscore__

[Matt @matsulli_]

Funny watching the @MLB playoffs this year... It feels a lot like watching the @NHL playoffs EVERY YEAR. It's all about the team that plays the best TODAY.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@Dodgers #NLDS

[Matt @matsulli_]

I think Bob Costas might be what would happen if we let an AI/ML bot call a baseball game. #ALDS

[Matt @matsulli_]

@wushock38 @baseball__etc And the porn bot that follows me agrees...so there. 😀

[Matt @matsulli_]

@wushock38 @baseball__etc Yeah. I get it man. All the analytics in the world can't account for bad luck. But still... the end result has been lackluster overall. Gut thing maybe? I don't know. Either way...I don't miss him like I would have missed say...Papi...had the situation been the same.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@DougStanhope I vomited an entire can of beefaroni in a Hampton Inn hotel room in Huntsville once. Because, honestly, there was nothing else to do. So if you got the room with the orange stained carpet, I apologize.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@baseball__etc His postseason performances with both teams are extremely underwhelming. Love the great defense, and the occasional bomb. But his lack of "clutch-ness" (?) makes me not really care at all that he's not here anymore

[Matt @matsulli_]

@barstoolsports @rasslin Why are Jim Croce and Lizzo fighting?

[Matt @matsulli_]

@TheLachizzle @AndyRichter All good. I help Canadians whenever possible in case I need the karma one day.

[Matt @matsulli_]

@TheLachizzle @AndyRichter America's Funniest Videos

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@Super70sSports https://t.co/THDszwjHwO

[Matt @matsulli_]

@HistoryInPics She also wrote one of those cute little sayings on Taco Bell sauce packets...