Matt Pollock

Oilers, Yankees, NY Giants, and Knicks fan. Owner of and (domains for sale). See movies in movie theaters!

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[Matt Pollock @matt4456]

@ThatEricAlper I think it’s a fireplace shot

[Matt Pollock @matt4456]

@Kgill39 Teams are allowed to have excess talent. You don’t have to aim for 3rd and 4th liners because you have McDavid and Draisaitl. Wish Oilers management had figured that out

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

As a school bus driver I have to say it makes my job much more manageable.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

He stopped making his coffee at home

[Matt Pollock @matt4456]

@BurlsSports Ted Williams

[Burl's Sports @BurlsSports]

Want to win a free spot in the '50 Bowman baseball set break? I'm giving 1 away! To enter for a chance to win 1) follow, 2) repost, and 3) reply, letting me know which '50 Bowman card is your favorite! Broadcast Thursday night. #tradingcards #vintagecards

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

If USA beats you in the World Cup

That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup

New rule I just made up

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you told me in 1987 that Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Mark McGwire, Darryl Strawberry, Don Mattingly, and Dwight Gooden wouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame but the Padres’ shitty catcher I was getting in every other pack was going to make it one day I’d have thought you were insane.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[{CJN} Ethan @eb1302_]

Jalen Brunson’s and Josh Hart’s first pitches vs Victor Wembanyama’s 😭

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

This billboard of Walt Clyde Frazier and Jalen Brunson is incredible. (h/t @TommyBeer)

[Matt Pollock @matt4456]

@getflydontdie @NBA_NewYork The Finals were over :)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE CAVALIERS ARE YOUR ANALYTICAL WORLD CHAMPS!

CLEVELAND IS A MADHOUSE!!!

[Matt Pollock @matt4456]

@stoolpresidente Best point differential in a single postseason:
2026 Knicks +283
2017 Warriors +230
2014 Spurs +214
2018 Warriors +210
1987 Lakers +205
2001 Lakers +204
1971 Bucks +203