I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!
@matt_642 happy birthday to my favorite astronaut :))) i’m so glad we have blossomed into the best friends we are today thanks for loving me so much💓💓 see ya in a corn field i’m stalking u!! miss u a lot hope i can see u soon hope ur day and life is amazing👨🏼🚀🌘✨🌽🥂🍾💘💘💘
If y’all wanna know how my day is going (And I’m sure you do)... As I’m getting into my car I see these little ass shoes in my backseat. I’m thinking whose damn kids been in my car???? So I look at the shoe and it’s a mf size 9. THE SUN SHRUNK MY SLIDES🤬FML