Matthew Guy

Maths teacher. Left-leaning. Nerd. Geek. Whatever.

MUFC fan.

Dad to 4 girls. Probably ought to have put that first.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

TV presenter to Farage

"You promised local council tax cuts"
"I never said that"
"Here is a film of you saying it"
"I never said that"
"The film clearly shows you saying it"
"Can we move on now?"
"Here is one of your leaflets where you say it"
"Next question"

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@CharlotteCGill I'm not sure schools 'pocket' anything...

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@lembitopik Do you understand the words 'global' and 'average'?

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@TTRadioOfficial Nope

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@adamboxer1 OMG why do you hate velcro so much

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@historyinmemes Stuff that happened

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt I think people can manage without wi-fi for an hour...

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@elonmusk No they don't

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@bill_mcconkey Centurions!

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@bill_mcconkey I had one of these!

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@dave43law @BasilTheGreat This figure includes arrests for things other than social media posts- clearly deliberately misrepresented

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@bill_mcconkey @WesPringle Get on it! I really enjoyed it

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@elonmusk No it isn't

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@StevenJonMiller Which teachers are saying they want a four-day week?

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Underrated tweet from @aidThompsin

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@RealCarlVernon I'm sure you could use a word that isn't homophobic

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

“The absolute greed... I cannot believe it!”

@JolyonMaugham on the news that Thames Water’s creditors are asking to be let off sewage dumping fines for up to 15 years: https://t.co/eOtGnaPZYO

[Matthew Guy @matt__guy]

@adamboxer1 Were the areas for development related/consistent? I think I'd struggle to action more than a few tweaks at a time!

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

Did you know? If the Sun were crushed down to make a black hole, it would be only about 6 kms across. Every week for 5 weeks I’m giving away a signed copy of my pbk A CRACK IN EVERYTHING to a randomly chosen UK person from those re-posting this (3 of 5) https://t.co/hjYxm3t4J4