Matt Hogan

[Mase Windu @ChillTheDill]

Mission Impossible.. the mission’s probably really hard but def not impossible. It should be called Mission Improbable

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

@ian_campbell15

[jackie marino @jackiemarino8]

#firefly2018

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

@PNCBank_Help hello can you help me with a problem I have with my mobile banking app?

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

Damn I wish I could go back to vacation bible school

[Wofford Baseball @WoffordBaseball]

Andrew Orzel gets a hold of one! Second HR of the season for the soph

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

Camera people who film players crying are scumbags

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

@dommalizia @ChillTheDill Anytime

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

Pretzel dogs from auntie Anne's not as good as you'd think. It's not the pretzel's fault it's the hotdogs

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

@sarahhgosling Just tryna be honest without defaming good pretzels

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

@ChillTheDill Hey I believe that. Different auntie Anne's, different experiences. For me, the hot dog taste was off and ruined the otherwise solid pretzel. On the other hand, a soggy pretzel would ruin an otherwise well cooked dog. Two sides of the same coin man.

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

I missed the O.J verdict. I had to read about it in the papers like an idiot

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

You pet the animals, they pet you back

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

@ocriley8 Oh my goodness owen congrats!!

[RTA @RodeoTheAlbum]

according to NASA this is what the sun sounds like

[Matt Hogan @matt__hogan]

Laughter is my job, tears are my game, law is my profession