Matt Chando

Hubby. Dad. Writer. Fan. I'm basically Cory Matthews, George Costanza, Sam Seaborn, and Doug Heffernan all rolled into one huggable mass.

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@_Johnny_Angel_ @RepMcGovern

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@JeffKerrPHL Trying to make reservations for today and can’t even open the reservation link in the app. Really frustrating.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Happy 250th, America! 🦅

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Sibylle @AHaschi]

Like Pride Rock after Scar took over 😭😭😭

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@BarstoolPhilly Roger McDowell. Went to my first Phillies game and dude gets traded mid-game. It’s prepared me for a lifetime of Philly fandom.

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@JClipperton_CP Last I checked the better team is the one with more points at the end. This is such loser energy, man.

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@_U_S_A_1 @awfulannouncing 100% he’s the president who abuses people…

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@Acyn @doritmi I’ll take things that never happened for 800, Alex.

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@AGPamBondi Unless you storm the capitol

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@EliotShorrParks I know your propensity to take the contrarian take for engagement has gotten you to middleweight status. But I seriously don’t know how you actually type half of this stuff.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: Border Patrol just illegally arrested a U.S. citizen… a TEENAGER… in Richfield, Minnesota.

The teen was working at Target when agents tackled him and arrested him, while his passport was in his pocket, fully identifying himself as a U.S. citizen.

None of it mattered.

Why? Because he looked Latino.

When a coworker asked who to call, he said, heartbreakingly: “my mom.”

Think about that. Your teenage son goes to work, and Border Patrol kidnaps him.

This isn’t an isolated incident. ICE and Border Patrol have repeatedly illegally arrested U.S. citizens, especially in Minnesota. And after agents murdered a U.S. citizen who tried to drive away from illegal detention, this should outrage every single American.

U.S. citizens do not have to prove their citizenship. Yet, ICE and Border Patrol agents are routinely violating the Constitution, demanding proof anyway… and even refusing to accept drivers licenses or real IDs.

And now? Even a passport doesn’t matter.

This isn’t enforcement… it’s targeting Americans based on fear and appearance, treating citizens like criminals in their own country.

When will this end? When will the government stop stripping citizens of their rights and labeling them terrorists for simply existing?

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The right wants us to believe that a teen who showed up at a Wisconsin rally with an AR-15 and shot three people is a peacekeeper who deserves to be celebrated, but an unarmed mom driving away from a Minnesota rally was a domestic terrorist who deserved to die.

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@JayTownAlabama @maxnesterak I’m sorry that years as a serviceman (thanks for your service) and a prosecutor didn’t better prepare you to recognize and reject propaganda. I know you’re from a red welfare state, but you don’t have to accept everything the cult tells you.

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@MattLeinartQB The terrible look is running away from a rivalry…

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@SportsRadioWIP @SpikeEskin @Ike58Reese @JackFritzWIP @AfternoonsWIP This shit should be Line 1 of the sports talk radio obituary. No wonder why nobody listens to this rage bait. Hope it’s worth the engagement.

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@2KEVlN

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@GrahamCrackerz @TheJFreakinC How’s those boots taste?

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@3RonJohnson You’d think as Vikings fans you’d be used to losing to the Eagles at this point. Just take the L man. Maybe don’t implant a pick-6 into a defensive lineman’s hands? Or convert on more than one of the six trips they had into the RZ?