Matt Clayden

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

England have these two representing us for the World Cup btw! Good luck everyone else #PDCDarts

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

HUMPHRIES LEADS!

He's hunting for his first nightly win since Night 4 in Exeter!

📺 https://t.co/CxOorrFXK9
#PLDarts25

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

HUMPHRIES LEADS!

He's hunting for his first nightly win since Night 4 in Exeter!

📺 https://t.co/CxOorrFXK9
#PLDarts25

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

@basilthegreat Cunt

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

@UtdFaithfuls This has to have bee made with AI surely 😂😂

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

If everyone was able to think like this then the world would be a better place.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

If you don't want @elonmusk talking about all the historic nonces and noncing enablers in the police, councils and government in the UK on one of the biggest social media accounts in the world, then you're a bit of a nonce.

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

1️⃣ DAY TO GO!

"I CAN'T SPEAK, I CAN'T SPEAK..." 🤯

We think it is about time we watched the Greatest Leg of All Time again...

Darts does not get better than this 🙌

[lisa keeble 😊 @lisakeb007]

£12.8 Billion to Ukraine

£22 Billion on carbon capture (🙄)

£4 Billion to fund illegal immigrants

£10 Billion PER YEAR for ‘net zero’

But, it’s the farmers fault that the NHS doesn’t have enough money

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

“I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me.”

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

I remember where I was when I watched the final episode of Blackadder Goes Forth and how I sat stunned at the end. One of the best pieces of tragicomic writing ever, in any form; worth another look today of all days.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Make this make sense! Some proper Two-Tiered Noncing going on here!

Another WIN for the state funded pedo factory the BBC, Huw Edwards GOT A SUSPENDED sentence, NO JAIL TIME!

The other day A 67-year-old man has been jailed forfor 20 months chanting "you're not English any more” at the police.

Make that make sense!

#huwedwards #suspended #bbc #defundthebbc

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

We will beat Spain in the final, on Pens... Playing the most boring football we've ever played 🙌🏻#England

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

@LukeTheNuke180 @OfficialPDC @WWE @pitbull Uppa Girth N Turf!

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

Joseph Parker calling out Dillian Whyte for a rematch in unique, creative fashion today…

[🎥 @JoeBoxerParker / Kerry Russell]

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

Chillwell is having a fucking nightmare #EnglandFootball #engbra

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

LITTLER INTO THE FINAL!

Luke Littler beats Gerwyn Price 7-3 to reach the Final in Bahrain... 🇧🇭

Is he going all the way here?

📺 https://t.co/YyBPPwoMK8
#BahrainDarts24

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

How good is the darts getting! Tomorrow's line up looks ridiculous 🎯 #PDCWorldChampionship

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Scott Williams has just beaten Germany’s No.2 and then said “2 World Wars, 1 World Cup” on live TV

Fucking hell😂

[Matt Clayden @matt_clayden]

I swear Erik wants to get sacked so he can have Christmas and New Year off work #ManUtd