Matt M. Norris Houston

fighting for civil rights since St Patty’s Day, 2003 [St Patrick’s Day War, as it’ll be known in history books] ——

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Hey @kanyewest if y’all ever wanna vaca in Texas, I can recommend some good old-school / new-school hybrid security solutions ... might start a conversation about theme parks #sevenflags

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Society would prefer modest improvements/ no major problems to massive improvements/ some royal disasters .. good plan. Y’all do your thing. The disasters are too costly ..

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

I see now why they call me delusional. It’s way too much for any one person. God save America

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

I apologize for any offense unintended

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

I definitely prefer the extra positivity to extra dread ... the pendulum has gone far .

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Y’all’s 911 service in LA County is kinda beat

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Is there virtue in making most people look sophisticated in comparison?

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

@Postmates are these incentives legit? The faucet seems to stop flowing at 80%

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Rise, a new man

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

In defense of our country and its people alone I would accept a mantle or a yoke, though I admit that there are those who bear infinitely more difficult ones, such as many grandparents. Treasure yours

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

I don’t think this is a valid official declaration

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

I’m running for President of the United States as a write-in independent candidate : Matt Houston and/or Matthew Houston and/or David Banner, LLC

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

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[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Here she is, @Postmates ... you even disrespect her by spelling her name wrong. CFO, but covered by so many males. What independent decisions might a CFO make by themselves not supported by other executives? What color the background of the spreadsheet they demand?

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

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[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

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[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

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[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Now why would they be trying to eliminate independent drivers?

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

Hey @Postmates #1 someone @StaplesStores gun my tire while on a delivery and slashed all the air recharge hoses nearby. #2 some Stasi characters are doing heavy tailgating up near Pasadena and threatening mutual combat in freeways resembling off duty @yellowcab

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

@STU_07 It is no less than 23 different burgundies

[Matt M. Norris Houston @matt_houston]

@STU_07 How dare you?