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[matt phan @matt_phan]

@Brosferatuoi @BumpstockBarbie C'mon man you can do it. Just breathe in and out 10 times slowly.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@Brosferatuoi @BumpstockBarbie No u.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@Brosferatuoi @BumpstockBarbie Oh, no. The beliefs are real. The grammar police part I mean. And the part about doing this for fun. In truth, it's not that fun. Kinda sad, actually. I kinda hate myself for entertaining this tbh.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@Brosferatuoi @BumpstockBarbie Just ragebaiting, man. Don't take yourself so seriously. I didn't think somebody who spends their time calling people moron on twitter all day would be such a pussy. Seriously, you should learn how to control your emotions.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@Brosferatuoi @BumpstockBarbie We are talking about fetuses that are aborted, in which case 95%+ are (or were) viable. And nobody said we should punish miscarriages. Also, it's a period after a sentence, not comma. Retard. This is fun haha. I see why you spend your time doing this type of stuff.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@Brosferatuoi @BumpstockBarbie We are hypocritical for differentiating between humans (fetus) and non humans (sperm)? Life that will naturally grow into a fully grown human (fetus) and life that won't (sperm)? Sit this one out man, it's above your pay grade.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@JustAGuyOnTweet @DK_Assist You will likely have your funds removed until they get back the 4k

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@MikeDonaghy7 @wolf_betss @thedocprop @JamesToh1 @Pick6 They still had 1st quarter props up after the first quarter so everyone bet on pretty ludicrous things like random players to get a bunch of stl/blk and 1st baskets knowing the result

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@niceguyracism @DaymakerSlinky @1stclassclips Idk which would be worse. Being the fat gay retard in the profile pic or having a fat gay retard that isn't you as a profile pic.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@EVeryday_Degen @CruiseArvie @OddsJam Does the gold plan not show high % EV bets and arbs? I just switched to it from platinum and it's telling me I can't see 2%+ plays

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@user999333888 @joeysabadass @rebetapp I think it was originally real $ but the bet got converted to coins because california banned the sweepstakes model (so people's cash was removed)

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@WillTheThrillFx @Flupnolide @SurvivorSweat If commanders win (and vikes lose), he outight wins $20mil. If he takes Vikings, literally everyone in the competition would still be alive. Game theory/math is the only reason he made it past thanksgiving (eliminating 95% of the field)

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@WillTheThrillFx @Flupnolide @SurvivorSweat If I told you "I don't care what the math says, never take the 20% chance to make 20 million dollars", I'd be right 80% of the time. That doesn't make me not a retard.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@Flupnolide @WillTheThrillFx @SurvivorSweat Must be pretty tilting waking up to $3m in EV (or whatever you calculate) after everyone else makes a boneheaded decision worth like $-1.5m and getting the worst case scenario for the twitter results-oriented warriors. Almost worse than losing 3m equity lol.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@RRobbiepoker @CircaSports Nevermind... you were right. 3 people decided they don't give a fck about money and jumped to Vikings. Just torched EV lol

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@RRobbiepoker @CircaSports If someone were to swap to Vikings and they survive, Dallas is a big favorite and you're likely moving on with a field of 7 (5 dallas, 2 vikings) or best case, which is unlikely, 5 (3 Minnesota, 2 Vikings).

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@RRobbiepoker @CircaSports Nobody else is picking Minnesota. The reason Washington is a good pick is everyone with Dallas (5) will play them, so your survival necessarily eliminates half the field (and a good chance Vikings lose, which means given Washington wins, you'll likely survive with a field of 4).

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@scott_bets @LastMenPod Anyways which team would you have suggested they pick? Being on an island as 10.5 pt favorites sounds a lot better than being with 2/3 other ppl as 6.5/7.5 pt favorites.

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@scott_bets @LastMenPod They are the best choice by far for them this week. They are only 3 pt favorites against the eagles in week 17. By week 18, Christmas+week 16+17 will have wiped majority of the field and being on an island with 3 ppl remaining is not printing EV

[matt phan @matt_phan]

@alphafox His strategy to mimic a woman was to talk wayyy more than he had to lol