Matthew Roy

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@dank_ackroyd Yeah it’s editors but should have been the pigeon detectives

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@HarryTaylr Agreed although sometimes a half time pint in the arms has alleviated the pain!

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@gingerrtom I mean he’d argue he was only 28 with a straight face too….

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@MichaelTakeMP Pint of lead paint to hydrate properly….

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@Vitu_E April tracks eh. Could have happened to anyone…..😅

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@fesshole Read that as “daktarin”……

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@kev_Bell_ In the words of David Brent, “ooh love me, pathetic”…….

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@cantseyy Exactly……Don’t remember Ted Bundy nicking anyone’s reserved table do you?

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@sid_lambert @Crap90sFootball Also enjoyed the Carlisle player celebrating by hanging in the net…..

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@AndyHa_ That’s the real quiz…..

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@hansmollman Just a mineral water for you?

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@paddypower

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@KiddyFor Can’t play the Welsh FA as 12th man again tonight can he? 🤣

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@dank_ackroyd Big increase in the size of her hole in a year tho right?

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@HXValley Greggggggg, your tone is antagonistic and you're making me very angry!

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@_Journeymen27 @_forgottenfooty Jefferson Louis. The GOAT……

[Matthew Roy @matt_roi]

@Vitu_E Pistol: “Yeah looks about 10 overs old too I reckon….”

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@stokaljona @Vitu_E

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