Matt Simkulet

nice people gang // UB ‘22

[Matt Simkulet @matt_sim11]

shaker classes as quotes from the office: A THREAD

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DEN 20 - 70 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

interceptions are quite valuable. not only do you take away your opponent’s chance to score for the time being, you create a scoring opportunity of your own – perhaps even with terrific field position. it’s no wonder that nfl quarterbacks try to throw as few “picks” as possible

[Ian Levy @HickoryHigh]

RIP to the greatest meme format in the history of basketball Twitter

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

Scottish Twitter remains undefeated

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

all of the lights is a rihanna song now.

[Matt Simkulet @matt_sim11]

@the_realmaxsnax counterpoint:

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

doing a Most-Squares regression to find the absolute worst fit to my data

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in

[rayman @ray_ramen69]

Life is a lot like fortnite. When you jump from the battle bus (birth) you don’t know what loot (circumstances of one’s birth) you’ll get. All that matters is getting that victory royale (moving up corporate ladder).

[bobby @eaglemcgill]

is this something

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[parallel universe where they kept making National Treasure sequels]

nic cage: we are going to steal federalist papers no. 49-57

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

56 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: sliding door
Confidence: 36.57%

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

alright if he won’t let the cat out of the bag, i will. i’m directing and he’s starring in the film adaptation of qwop

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

🤔

[Matt Simkulet @matt_sim11]

watching dune the way denis villeneuve intended

[Yaoi Highenthal @bastardIesbian]

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