Mattatouille

I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

This may single handily be the craziest sports post I’ve seen in YEARS

[Tyler @tylerpaul23]

Travis Hunter and his GF. Hopefully some of you understand 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Shouldn’t the nominee be decided by a party vote? Democracy etc …

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

just checked my crypto portfolio

https://t.co/ymeJrjqWCU

[Katherine Brodsky @mysteriouskat]

A history lesson in a rap:

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

dr. disabled gets a call

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

BREAKING REPORT: ⚠️ Afroman releases ‘BECAUSE I GOT HIGH’ remix titled ‘HUNTER got high.’

‘He was going to get his laptop fixed, but Hunter got high.’

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The CVP Impack is an automated packaging system that sizes, assembles, seals, weighs, and labels up to 500 custom-fit boxes every hour

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Might have to start fishing again 😅

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

Does seeing a sunset ever lose its magic?

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

God forbid men have hobbies

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

even 9/11??