matt benson

I have triples of the Nova now. #godawgs

[matt benson @mattbenson]

D3... my least favorite Mighty Ducks movie, but my favorite selection in the vending machine at work.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

New wayfair jingle sucks.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

The Dozen: Daily Trivia
Game 200

9 Correct w/ Double Dip
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https://t.co/ozwX3K0HVi

@TheDozenTrivia x @BarstoolSports
#TheDailyDozen

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. GARNACHO WITH AN ALL-TIME HIT. 🤯🤯🤯

[matt benson @mattbenson]

@peacock give me and @ardishahini a billing credit for this audio mess. Absolute shambles. I waited all day to be disappointed by a team, not a streaming service.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

@ardishahini Lemme see that birth certificate.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

boomers love google earth.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

Hey @NHLPlayerSafety delete your account

[matt benson @mattbenson]

Just wanted to go on record that I am boycotting salt bae’s restaurants.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

The patterns aren’t even that complicated.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

Oh I’m back, baby!

[matt benson @mattbenson]

Finally unsubscribed from Taco Bell’s mailing list. I’m sorry.

[matt benson @mattbenson]

@ardishahini @ESPNFC Do you?

[matt benson @mattbenson]

@googlemaps why do you keeping asking me to review my business?

[blink-182 @blink182]

Congrats to the @Avalanche on their Stanley Cup victory 🏆🏒🥅🏒🥅🏒🥅

[Saskatoon Blades @BladesHockey]

Congratulations to Jared Bednar and the Colorado Avalanche on winning hockey’s holy grail.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

10:49 ET — Avs won the #StanleyCup

11:45 ET — Avs dent the Cup

🎥 @DimFilipovic

[matt benson @mattbenson]

Just saw a bird try to fly away with a chalupa shell.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Turn the lights off.

Carry me home.

Congratulations, @Avalanche