Matthew Bernard

Science Major, Senior by credits

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@proofofblake One scientific interpretation of this chart is that if you’re over 160lbs you can’t die

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@UwFanatic1 @Mariners Comin for that vedder cup!

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@UwFanatic1 @Mariners I didn’t think it was that bad

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

Bet the house on Nick Castellanos Anytime HR

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump says tonight will be “one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World.”

[Molecular Cancer Research @MCR_AACR]

Now online: OGDHL promotes prostate cancer progression and regulates neuroendocrine marker expression and nucleotide abundance https://t.co/y0550aHOb2

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@UwFanatic1 This cashed btw

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@UwFanatic1 Indiana -30…bet with your head

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@proofofblake @EffortCapital Look like it’s going well to me

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Guys UCLA just botched one of the funniest fakes I’ve ever seen and I need everyone to watch it immediately

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

Dawgs might be back

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@UwFanatic1

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@UwFanatic1 Thanks magic! This is an insightful tweet about basketball

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@VeekCheema @SportsKingSingh Big time hoops guy, should give him a follow even if he is a suspicious character

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

@Andy_Straav He’s the true king and definitely enjoying 👑

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

Fuck you @Andy_Straav we’re world champions and you’re fucking not

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

*narrators note* it was a terrible day to be a rolling rock

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

Early contender for Super Bowl MVP: Tom’s Watch

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

Kansas City isn’t even in Kansas, clearly they’re not to be trusted

[Matthew Bernard @mattbernerd]

Alexa: play dreams and nightmares… birds by 50