Matthewtheestallion

i googled my symptoms, turns out I’m a bitch

[Woke Ann Richards @WokeAnnUpdates]

DSCC snatched that Boba right out of his hand

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

> Greatest country on Earth

[Matthewtheestallion @mattbilo]

you can’t even dream a whole dream?

[Jacko @JackoPol]

how I wanna be

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

This truck while I walk down people with aids plaza feels like a terrorist attack against me specifically

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

I promise you are NOT ready for what happens in this ad.

[katie @katefeetie]

you think you have a normal amount of stuff but then moving is like "you fool. you idiot. you absolute pile of ooze. you have so much fucking stuff."

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“So you opened a bar centered around revolutionary praxis instead of alcohol sales?”

That’s correct Dave

“and your primary customer base makes approximately zero dollars a year”

That’s right

“How did they even drink with the masks on?”

They didn’t dave

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

I feel betrayed by Donald Trump, I thought he would avenge P'Nut the squirrel but he hasn't mentioned him once in his entire presidency

[Nova @novaaa343]

Mary Peltola actually has the mandate of HEAVEN dawg holy shit 😭😭

[Courtney Conquers @courtneyconquer]

I can’t believe 2026 saw Canadians start out Canadian, get told by TikTok that we’re Chinese now, narrowly escape getting forced to become American, experience the Super Bowl reveal that we’re LATIN American, and now suddenly we’re European, what a year it’s been

[Sharty Supreme (evil) @trashjuiceprism]

The tragic part is he's woke in there now. It was a reverse fetterman.

[Jared Blank @jaredsblank]

Macklemore? The WA-7 primary voter?

[Chris Black @DownToBlack]

Took me 15 minutes to read a few studies that say privatization of airports has questionable data on making them more efficient but an almost perfect track record of making them more expensive for consumers.

Carney is better than the alternatives, but….

[Avi Lewis @avilewis]

Privatizing airports is a terrible deal for travellers, workers, and the public purse.

Around the world, it has led to higher travel costs, fewer jobs and worse working conditions.

Private equity moguls and fund managers love it! Once they’re in, they own a piece of a natural monopoly, and they print money for decades.

This is a mistake we do not need to make.

The alternative to privatizing our airports is to NOT DO IT.

[zupa grochowa @Grochowa2]

Downloading the Rogers Victoria International Airport app so I can subscribe to a Telus Health seat for 50,000 Optimum Points while I wait in Loblaws Hall for my baggage to show up on the Cohere Carousel because I wouldn’t fork over my Tim Hortons Rewards to get priority baggage

[I Eat BankTellers @publixdiscount]

How i talk to myself when im bored

[Alex🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

This is a political tradition at the Minnesota State Fair

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This might be the most poorly aged quote I've ever read...

[The Lefty Canadian Radical 🇵🇸 @Tori_TLCR]

Yes, I'm a communist. I don't think Ontario hospitals should be having to make social media posts asking for donations for blankets for newborns. Sorry for thinking Doug Ford should properly fund our hospitals, that's just my commie brain at work. I'll do it again.