Matt with Earl Grey

Aging punk rocker, builder of internets, & watcher of Star Trek. My bucket list is not to be eaten by a shark. People say I should expand on that. He/They/Dude.

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@BonerWizard So many layers here.

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@atensnut @realDonaldTrump I’m not really sure what that band had to do with the 2020 election.

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I had a dream about Harrison Ford last night. Nice guy!

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@wisgaug @Rachael_Conrad “Free speech libertarian” doesn’t want people to actually act upon either of those principles.

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@RasberryRazz This is another one!

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@RasberryRazz Yesssssss!

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@SkyWarrior108 ✅

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@PunkRockStory In memory? Guy was a piece of shit.

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@refluxredux @HauiMemo Congrats!

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@joshcaps77 I will let her know!

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How is your day going? Today my mom learned how to send me gif messages.

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I told her peas stop sending those to me!

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Heavy is the expired hotdog on the rotisserie of endless sorrow.

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@MattWallace888 @RepLuna Being the good hypocrite that I am, it really depends on whether I agree with them politically or not.

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@jami0mckay This is art.

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The worst thing about corn on the cob is those little corn pube hairs you get stuck on the back of your throat.

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@scrumpadelic Godbless 🙏

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Well now I have seen everything. At the grocery store plaza just now, there was a dude feeding pizza to a racoon sitting in the passenger seat of his pickup truck.

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@BrentTerhune 👏👏👏

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @mplpodcast305 You are pretty fucking creepy dude. Get help.