Matt Brinker

Screenwriter. Right time, wrong planet. Bad haircut getter. East Coast's preeminent donut expert.

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@CindyBegel Retroactively explains why they've canceled so many of their shows over the years. They've trained their audience to age out of a show.

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@CinemaTweets1 She caught lightning in a bottle with that show.

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@wreckette Honestly don't know how he's not in every third comedy.

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@LisaLueyLutes That's awesome if that comes easy to you.

I'm writing a horror where the protagonist loses time and I'm struggling.

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@Kalman2020 @HamasCEO Usually, you'd use your legs and walk away.

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@RaithwallRover @Lucas_Shaw They're waiting for the data to tell them exactly what they want to hear.

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@SpencerHakimian Can hear them cranking up the "voter fraud" quotes right now.

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@BrianDuffield I feel like the people that are going to move the culture aren't going to be in focus groups.

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@Kalman2020 @HamasCEO You leave.

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@thechosenberg The "just walk in and ask for a job application" of financial advice.

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@ryangrim Dude is getting absolutely bodied in the comments.

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@jeffreyhoward33 Fiction, indeed.

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@motheroftenkids @jeremyct I see this argument, but it sounds like the friend would've probably bought it had it been offered to him at the same price. Sounds like the friend is upset the house didn't mean anything to his dad.

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@PattyIce369 @souljagoyteller We already knew you don't go to museums or read books.

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@yoayyydrian Shit, I just remembered I have an Apple TV subscription now and can finally watch this. Thanks!

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@philipisfat @SweatieAngle Wait, they're not supposed to be?

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@OnsRoll @beemyli Gave a two week notice, effective immediately. Ooooookay.

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@hecubian_devil Same with sound levels of dialogue.